However, We Are an Evolved Species

I thought this journal entry was funny that I wrote so I'm posting it here:

So today I was at a Coffee Shop and I was getting out of my car in the parking lot, and a rather druggy-stoned creep kept looking at me and when I asked him why he was staring at me he said he just "liked ladies of my curve." and I said, "I prefer the term fertile, which implies that my body can produce many offspring, which will have my genetics, and thus nearly ensuring the chances of my blood in future generations to come, which, if you think about it, is really just a precursor to world domination. So yeah, I have to agree. I also like ladies of my curve, and I would be honored to have a lady like myself carry my offspring if I were a lad seeking a mate. However, as we are an evolved species with social proceedures before mating, my chances of mating with said female will dwindle noticeably when you STARE AT HER, LIKE A CREEPY. FUCKING. PERVERT. "

I am so funny.